egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

i am addicted to candy crush.

no, really, it practically ruins my life.